Quiz: Can You Complete All Of The Greatest Dwight Schrute Quotes?

"How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable."

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NBC
 Aug 08, 2019
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Question: 1/40Finish The Dwight Schrute Quote!


"Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my _____."
superiors
bosses
inferiors

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"There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old _____."
grocery store
bakery
bread factory

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"My first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? _____. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."
Jack Bauer
Jason Bourne
James Bond

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"'R' is the most menacing sound in the English language. That's why it's called 'murder' and not '_____.'"
muckduck
meemow
mayday

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"Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your _____ on it."
hoagie
sandwich
sub

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"Women are like _____. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it."
bears
wolves
lions

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"I don't care what Jim says, that is not _____. I am 99% sure."
Abraham Lincoln
George Washington
Benjamin Franklin

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"In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand and the right one would just be left for _____."
hitting
resting
punching

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"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my _____ at will."
stress
cholesterol
blood pressure

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"When my mother was pregnant with...twins... they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus... I now have the _____ of a grown man and a little baby."
brain
heart
strength

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"_____ aren't smart. They just like pushing things."
Otters
Seals
Dolphins

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"And I will travel to _____. And walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor."
Scotland
Germany
New Zealand

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"When I die. I want to be _____. And if they have to... in pieces, so be it."
burried
cremated
frozen

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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would _____ do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing."
Jim
an idiot
a criminal

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"I overslept. Damn _____ didn't crow."
alarm
clock
rooster

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"The eyes are the _____ of the head."
armpit
fingers
groin

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"You couldn't handle my _____."
undivided attention
honesty
loving

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"I love catching people in the act. That's why I always _____ doors."
whip open
bust through
break down

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"Look, I'm all about _____... But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most."
loyalty
allegiance
devotion

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"_____ are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat."
Powerpoints
Spreadsheets
Emails

Question: 21/40Finish The Dwight Schrute Quote!


"Those who can't farm, farm _____."
celery
beets
corn

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"I am faster than 80% of all _____."
kangaroos
snakes
rabbits

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"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new _____."
war
planet
plague

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"Always the Padawan, never the _____."
Yoda
Stormtrooper
Jedi

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"Congratulations on your one cousin. I have _____, each one better than the last!"
seventy
seven
seventeen

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"Jim told me you could buy _____ online."
straight-dar
radar
gay-dar

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"All you need is _____. False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food, and shelter."
family
hope
love

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"I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my _____ up into itself."
belly button
penis
tongue

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"I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy to _____. And by the way, I haven't."
abuse authority
gain power
make friends

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"My _____ regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man."
fingernails
feelings
skin cells

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"Did you know that the human _____ is formed by 15 interchangeable joints? Wrong. Don't believe everything that people on television tell you."
elbow
knee
thumb

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"There are 3 things you never turn your back on: bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male _____ during mating season."
rabbit
turkey
dog

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"Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, _____."
periods
weak arms
boobs

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"I never thought I'd say this, but I think I ate too much _____."
beets
bone marrow
steak

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"A real man swallows his _____ when a lady is present."
saliva
vomit
food

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"I am not a security threat. And, my middle name is Kurt, not _____."
Fart
Dirt
Kip

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"Michael is like Mozart, and I'm like _____. You mess with Mozart and you're gonna get bullet in your head, courtesy of _____."
John Wayne; John Wayne
Clint Eastwood; Clint Eastwood
Butch Cassidy; Butch Cassidy

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"Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love _____?"
Cocoa Puffs
Count Chocula
Cocoa Pebbles

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"People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses, second only to the _____."
groin
head
neck

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"D.W.I.G.H.T – Determined, Worker, Intense, Good worker, Hard worker, _____."
Talented
Tenacious
Terrific
QUIZ BLISS | Quiz Facts

There's no doubt about it: Dwight Schrute is undoubtedly one of television's most interesting characters the most quoted character from "The Office." Portrayed by Rainn Wilson on the NBC series The Office, Dwight Schrute is one of the more popular characters on the comedy series which also has starred the likes of Steve Carrell, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak, and Ed Helms. The Office's favorite sidekick is funny even when he doesn't mean to be, and what he lacks in common sense and pop culture knowledge he makes up for in...something. Whether he's talking about Schrute Farms, his favorite series Battlestar Galactica, or his own superhuman strength, a benefit of absorbing his own twin while in the womb, Dwight Schrute never fails to provide numerous memorable quotes. There's hardly a subject on which Dwight Schrute doesn't have an opinion. Dwight Schrute thoroughly enjoys feeling superior to his co-workers and often expresses his feelings of his superiority. Between arguing over his title with Michael or simply expressing his place in the food chain, Dwight has few issues with self-esteem. Dwight has little sense of humor but often inadvertently provides humor to his office-mates by being gullible and naive. His random and wry words of wisdom are some of the most memorable parts of the entire series, but just how well do you remember them? Think you can fill in the blanks to all the missing words in these infamous Dwight Schrute quotes? Hit the play button now and prove you're smarter than Dwight thinks he is!