Quiz: Do You Remember All The Greatest Miranda Bailey Quotes Of All Time?

“I have five rules, memorize them...”

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Grey's Anatomy via ABC
 Jun 27, 2021
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Question: 1/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to George O’Malley)


“O’Malley, stop lookin' at my _______”
Shoes
Boobs
Va-jay-jay

Question: 2/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)


“You're interns, ______, nobodies, bottom of the surgical food chain”
Grunts
Baby chicks
Wannabes

Question: 3/17Pick your answer!


Who was Miranda speaking to when she said, "The vajayjay is undiscovered country."
Callie Torres
Arizona Robbins
Ben Warren

Question: 4/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)


“The ____ patient better not be dead when I get there.”
Senile
Dying
Living

Question: 5/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)


“No one holds a _____ until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."
Scalpel
Knife
Fork

Question: 6/17Pick your answer!


Who was Miranda speaking to when she said, "Find a man that is interested in fistulas.”
Teddy, Lexie and Maggie
Teddy, Cristina and Meredith
Teddy, Mark and Callie

Question: 7/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Richard Webber)


I thought you told me to keep the ______ under control!?"
Animals
Daycare
Surgeries

Question: 8/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Derek, Mark, Addison & Preston)


“I need... I need to believe in something the way I used to _______. Sign the papers!“
Believe in you all
Love you guys
Want to be the chief

Question: 9/17Pick your answer!


Who was Miranda speaking to when she said, “Alex Karev is not the boy you want to take your maiden voyage with."
April Kepner
Lucy Fields
Sadie Harris

Question: 10/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Richard Webber)


“I'm pregnant, you _____ moron.”
Blind
Dumb
Idiot

Question: 11/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Callie Torres)


“OK, first of all, you do not need the law or a priest or your mother to make your _____ real.”
Relationship
Wedding
Honeymoon

Question: 12/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Derek Shepherd)


“Look, you are white, but your baby is black. Do your _______!"
Baby's hair
Mama’s hair
Son’s hair

Question: 13/17Pick your answer!


Who was Miranda speaking to when she said, “You don't get to talk anymore. You don't get to talk ever again."
Izzie Stevens
Meredith Grey
Cristina Yang

Question: 14/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Ben Warren)


“I’m busy holding myself together with tape and ____."
Glue
Paste
Scissors

Question: 15/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Richard Webber)


“I’m short, so my punches _______.”
Don’t reach
Miss
Land low

Question: 16/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)


“Which one of you left your damn ______ on my surgical floor?”
Drawers
Socks
Shirt

Question: 17/17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)


The dying patient better not be dead when I get there. ___________, you woke me up for no reason."
Not only will you have paged Richard Webber
Not only will you have killed someone
Not only will you have called in an entire OR staff
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