Sorry, But NO ONE Can Get 100% On This Michigan Lingo Quiz. Can You?

Not all Michiganders are the same, but...

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 Jun 01, 2020
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Question: 1/21Choose Your Answer!


What's considered the cure for everything… or at least for a stomach ache?
Vernor’s
Cherry Soda
Kombucha

Question: 2/21Choose Your Answer!


"Can we swing by _____ on the way home? I need to pick up some groceries."
Meijer's
Jewel
Ralph’s

Question: 3/21Choose Your Answer!


Remembering all those Great Lakes is easy if you know the acronym. It's:
H-O-M-E-S
S-H-O-N-E
H-O-N-E-D

Question: 4/21Choose Your Answer!


When it's time for a Michigander to vacation, where do you go?
Up North!
Down South!
Out West!

Question: 5/21Choose Your Answer!


If someone's talking about fudgies, they just mean:
Pre-schoolers
Fudge shop workers
Summer-time tourists

Question: 6/21Choose Your Answer!


It's not always necessary to head to the gym during the winter... You might get a great workout from:
Starting the fireplace
Defrosting you car
Shoveling snow

Question: 7/21Choose Your Answer!


Around here, Halloween costumes work best if you can find a way to work a(n) _______ into them:
Rain boots
Heavy coat
Umbrella

Question: 8/21Choose Your Answer!


Any Michigander will tell you that dodging ridiculously huge ______ could be considered an extreme sport.
Curbs
Speed bumps
Potholes

Question: 9/21Choose Your Answer!


Books might tell you that Michigan's state bird is the American Robin, but you know it's actually the:
Wasp
Bumble Bee
Mosquito

Question: 10/21Choose Your Answer!


Pasties are __.
Cookies
What you wear if you don't want to wear a bra
Small, delicious meat pies. Also, it's pAHsties

Question: 11/21Choose Your Answer!


You're either a _____ or a ______ fan. You just cannot be both.
Spartans, Trojans
Firebirds, Wolverines
Wolverines, Spartans

Question: 12/21Choose Your Answer!


But you guys CAN agree that _____ is the worst. The absolute worst.
University of Kansas
Ohio State
University of Nebraska

Question: 13/21Choose Your Answer!


It's kind of like nails on a chalkboard when you hear someone pronounce it:
Mac - i - nack
Mec - i - nack
Mack - i - naw

Question: 14/21Choose Your Answer!


Where does Michigan fall on the whole pop/soda debate?
Neither! We say cola.
It’s always going to be soda!
We call it pop!

Question: 15/21Choose Your Answer!


What on Earth is a Yooper?
Anyone who lives in the Upper Peninsula
That’s what we call tourists
Someone whooping it up at a Wolverines game

Question: 16/21Choose Your Answer!


Ok so if you don't live in the U.P., that means you live *beneath* the Mackinac bridge, making you a:
Gremlin
Hobbit
Troll

Question: 17/21Choose Your Answer!


It's a not a sliding door, it's a _______. It's a Michigan thing.
Wall slide
Door slide
Door wall

Question: 18/21Choose Your Answer!


"Let's play Euchre. I even brought ____ with me!"
Dice
Cards
Paddles

Question: 19/21Choose Your Answer!


On Fridays, we:
Pizza party
Fish fry
Spaghetti Shindig

Question: 20/21Choose Your Answer!


You can practically consider which of these days a state holiday?
Last day of duck hunting season
First day of deer hunting season
National Ice Cream Day

Question: 21/21Choose Your Answer!


You're so lucky to call the _______ State home. There's seriously nowhere else quite like Michigan.
Great Lake
Show Me
Cheese
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