Not Even The Biggest "Golden Girls" Fans Can Pass This Who Said It Quiz

"Why don't I wear a sign that says, 'too ugly to live'?"

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 Nov 23, 2019
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Question: 1/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."
Blanche
Dorothy
Sophia

Question: 2/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass."
Sophia
Dorothy
Rose

Question: 3/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"I love you as much as I could any dry cleaner."
Blanche
Sophia
Dorothy

Question: 4/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo."
Blanche
Rose
Dorothy

Question: 5/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"There's just something I don't like about him. I can't put my finger on it, but if I did, I'd have to wash it."
Blanche
Sophia
Rose

Question: 6/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy! – And so are you, in anything backless."
Sophia
Rose
Blanche

Question: 7/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"Well, nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. I guess it's the curse of every devastating beautiful woman."
Sophia
Blanche
Rose

Question: 8/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"Good night, Rose! Go to sleep, honey! Pray for brains!"
Blanche
Dorothy
Sophia

Question: 9/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"I know I told you where babies come from, but did I ever mention where they come OUT?"
Dorothy
Blanche
Sophia

Question: 10/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"I'm wound up tighter than a girdle on a Baptist minister's wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast."
Blanche
Rose
Dorothy

Question: 11/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"This is like the Twilight Zone. Somehow we got on a train that ended up in Rose's mind."
Dorothy
Sophia
Blanche

Question: 12/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"Oh Dorothy, it's a second hand T-shirt with my name misspelled on it. Thank you!"
Sophia
Blanche
Rose

Question: 13/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"Must you always be so cheerful, you empty headed Mary Poppins knockoff."
Sophia
Rose
Blanche

Question: 14/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"I look like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer."
Sophia
Dorothy
Blanche

Question: 15/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"You said you were going to make 'em suffer. Don't you have to date a man to do that?"
Rose
Dorothy
Blanche

Question: 16/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"
Rose
Blanche
Sophia

Question: 17/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?"
Dorothy
Sophia
Blanche

Question: 18/18Which Golden Girl Said It?


"You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die."
Blanche
Dorothy
Rose
QUIZ BLISS | Quiz Facts

Have you see The Golden Girls so many times that you've stopped counting? This classic sitcom follows the antics of four strong, older women—Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose—living together as roommates in Florida. While the show had some hysterical, laugh-out-loud moments, it also dealt with weightier topics—unlike other sitcoms of the day—from homelessness to homosexuality. Over its run, it garnered legions of fans of all ages and, although it went off the air over twenty years ago, it still as popular as it was then. The characters from Golden Girls have a special bond and are like family in that while they give each other a good-natured ribbing, they always have each other's backs when times are tough. If you were a fan of the Golden Girls, you'll no doubt have a favorite Girl. So, if you're a fan of this particular "Fab Four," sit back, relax and take this quiz to see how well you know these Golden Girls characters from just one quote!

Wondering how well you'll do on this Golden Girls quotes quiz? The Golden Girls was a hit show starring four older women living together in Miami. The Golden Girls became an iconic, one-of-a-kind show with unrivaled chemistry and banter between the cast. And if you're as obsessed as we are, you're probably trying to figure out what score you'll get on this ultimate fan challenge! Well, don't fret! We've got you covered. Only Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, or Sophia could truly ace this quiz! This Golden Girls test is super hard!

Want to know more about The Golden Girls? Well, did you know that July 30th is officially Golden Girls Day? Yes! It's also National Cheesecake Day, which everyone knows was the girls' favorite dessert.

Bea Arthur almost didn't play Dorothy! The show's creator actually wanted actress Lee Grant to play the role, but Grant turned it down. Broadway legend Elaine Stritch was also a contender for the part, but was dropped after saying the "F" word during her audition.

Estelle Getty who's actually younger than her on-screen daughter, Dorothy, spent 45 minutes in the costume department so that she could look the part of the lovable Italian mother.

Rue McClanahan had a clause in her contract that allowed her to keep all of Blanche's custom made clothes. She supposedly had 13 closets worth of clothes!

Betty White was originally supposed to play Blanche! Additionally, Rue McClanahan was supposed to play Rose. The show would have looked a lot different had those changes actually happened!

Now, if you want more Golden Girls quizzes, check them out here! But for now, take this Golden Girls quiz to see if you remember who said what!